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Viv's bi-curious wife - often goes on location with all the GORGEOUS girls. She loves writing and sometimes the boys give her a bit of space in the Raunch Report.

Erotic art or porn? You decide!

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Sexy Lexi Lowe is not shy when it comes to spreading her lovely long legs for the camera, but for this recent photoshoot she allowed Viv to indulge his artistic passion to the full and create something which I think straddles the boundary between art and porn.

Lexi’s voluptuous curves are perfect for this atmospheric shoot – reminds me Venus rising from the waves (okay, the swimming pool)! What do you think, folks – do you want to see fingers plunging into juicy pussies every time, or do you think there’s a place for something a little more restrained and artistic like this too?

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New erotic pics and video of Jo!

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I totally LOVE this new photoset at www.idreamofjo.com – the sense of being allowed into Jo’s private life, to share in her most intimate moments, is unsurpassable. The scene that goes with it is every bit as erotic.

If you haven’t been following the unfolding story of Jo’s love life at www.idreamofjo.com I suggest you check it out right now – you’ve got a lot of catching up to do!

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Nicki Minaj shows off lapdancing skills!

If Nicki Minaj ever gets tired of being a popstar, she clearly has a promising career as a lap dancer. Her performance at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards on Sunday night (May 19) saw the bootyful babe treating lucky Lil Wayne to a full-on bump ‘n’ grind. He gave the thumbs up to what he described as “all that ass!”

Wouldn’t you like to have Nicki’s ample assets bouncing on your lap?

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Busty Jazmine masturbates in the sun!

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Titanic tits. Gigantic jubblies. Huge hooters. Here at VivThomas.com we’re big fans. Are you with us on this – or do you think more than a handful is a waste?

Check out our new video of voluptuous British beauty Jazmine Bloom caressing her curves in the sun, and see if it helps make up your mind!

 

Victoria’s Secret models tell us what’s sexy!

Victoria’s Secret have just announced their annual ‘What is Sexy?’ list, with some of their top Angels handing out the accolades. Who made the grade? Ummm, I wasn’t really listening. I was too busy rewinding the bit where my favourite Angel, South African superstar Candice Swanepoel, says, “sexiest…” and imaging she was talking about me!

Seriously, these girls could recite the phone directory and I’d still watch. Maybe we should do a VivThomas.com version?

New pics of Jo are spellbinding and seductive!

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Jo never ceases to captivate me. She is surely unique in the way she can appear so appealingly innocent and fresh faced one moment, and incredibly sophisticated and seductive the next. These brand new pics are just pure SEX!

Catch up with Jo’s latest sexual adventures at www.idreamofjo.com - there’s always something new there to surprise, delight and arouse you!

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New academic journal celebrates porn!

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Hmmm…. a new academic journal titled ‘Porn Studies’, to be launched by publisher Routledge next year, promises to be “the first dedicated, international, peer-reviewed journal to critically explore those cultural products and services designated as pornographic.” Okay, but will it have dirty pictures?

I definitely like reading porn… but I’m not so sure I like reading about porn.

 

 

New lesbian star Tess earns Jo’s approval!

We all felt new babe Tess was something special when we shot her with Cindy Hope in Legal Lesbian Seduction, and now it seems she’s caught Jo’s eye too!

These shots, from a scene called ‘Betrayal’ on ideamofjo.com, capture naughty Jo cheating on her girlfriend Eve Angel with the irresistible Tess. You can literally feel the lust as they tear into each other in a room flooded with beautiful natural light. Jo certainly shows impeccable taste in the girls she chooses to seduce!

We love Tess so much we’ve given her a starring role in a forthcoming movie. Look out for her with fan favourite Eufrat in Intimacy – a Lesbian Affair, coming soon!

Cum facial, anyone?

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We’re all familiar with the porno term ‘cum facial’, meaning a splurt of jizz to the face, but apparently you can get actual sperm facials in beauty salons in New York. It seems spermine, an organic compound found in sperm, is a potent antioxidant.

That’s all very well, but ladies – if you’re going to get a spunky face, wouldn’t you rather have the fun of harvesting it straight from the source? Check out our extensive catalogue of boy-girl movies if you need some inspiration…

Sex therapy, puppet style!

This is awesome! ‘Felt’ is a new therapy show on LOGO TV that uses the real voices of lesbian, gay and straight couples working through sexual issues, but with puppets re-enacting the visuals. It somehow manages to be touching, heartfelt, sweet and very funny (c’mon, they’re puppets!) all at the same time. I couldn’t look away… it did give me some weird nightmares about puppet sex though!