Yep, that’s right….sisters. Alana and Leilani Soares, both 5′ 2″ and born in Redondo Beach, California. In March 1983 they modeled together in a Playboy spread that is still very popular today. Alana was the more prolific of the two in terms of modeling success but for me it really is difficult to pick a favorite. Their stunning looks come from a Hawaiian-Japanese father and a Spanish-Irish mother, now there’s a combo that should be entwined more often if these are the results.
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Classic Boobs – Diane Webber
In the history of glamour photography few women possessed the combination of beauty, grace and wholesomeness that Diane Webber did. It was more than just her ample breasts with remarkable nipples. Standing only 5’2 she had a curvaceous fit body (39D-23-37), thanks to her ballet dancer’s agility. She was photographed by some of the most famous names in glamour and nude photography, including Bunny Yeager, Peter Gowland and Russ Meyer. She was Playboy Magazine’s Playmate of the Month in May 1955 and February 1956. According to several sources, she is not only the first model to show her pubic hair in Playboy, but also the first to be shown in a full frontal nude pose.
Classic Boobs – Marilyn Lange
Marilyn Lange is a prodigiously endowed model chosen by Playboy magazine as the Playmate of the month for May 1974, and later the 1975 Playmate of the Year. Just one month after her high school graduation she married a classmate from that same high school, Jeff Pelosi, who also was the drummer in the 1960s rock band The Critters, who had hit records that included “Younger Girl”.
Apparantly Marilyn had quite a talent for football / soccer. As a publicity stunt the Chicago Sting of the men’s North American Soccer League selected her in the final round of the 1976 draft. Jim Walker, general manager of the Chicago Sting said, “We liked what we saw”, no kidding Jim. Lange was picked for the Sting’s sixth draft choice. In the end she only did some promotional work for the team and the North American Soccer League. Marilyn was quoted as having said “I wish I were a guy so I could really play”. Well I for one am glad you’re not.
Classic Boobs – Roberta Pedon
What better way to kick off a Monday morning than to enjoy the delights of Roberta. This American lass made a big name for herself in the 70′s appearing in men’s magazines across the country. She soon had a fan base equivalent to her massive bazookas and went on to appear in the sexploitation film Carnal Madness aka Delinquent Schoolgirls. Sadly Roberta fell victim to drug and alcohol abuse and died at the age of 28. Many regard her as the best nude model of the 1970′s.
Classic Boobs – Cynthia Myers
Cynthia Myers was selected Playmate of the year 1968 and was also voted 10th sexiest Playmate of the century by Playboy magazine. I am going to assume her lovely, large Torpedo breasts had something to do with that. They remind of Eve Angel’s boobs, only much bigger.
The pictures for Playboy were shot in June 1968 when she was 17 years old, but it was Playboy’s policy at that time to wait until a Playmate turned 18 before her pictures would be published. According to Myers, she was 13 when her breasts began to develop to the size 39 DD they were when she posed for the magazine.
Fairy Tale Porn

This was actually released the year i was born (1976) so i was a bit young to appreciate it at the time but this is fairy tale classic porn at it’s best.
After the success of the softcore sci-fi spoof Flesh Gordon, young producer/actor Bill Osco continued mixing juvenile pop culture with smut for an equally ambitious follow-up, a naughty musical version of Alice in Wonderland. As with Flesh, it was filmed as an effects-laden narrative film with a handful of explicit sequences which never made it into the final product, though in this case a subsequent reissue through Essex Films added back those few minutes of graphic close-ups.
Upon its original release, Alice in Wonderland carried a self-imposed X rating and was definitely softcore, with much of the dialogue hilariously referring to eye-popping activity happening just outside of the frame. It’s distribution was handled by several parties over the years (including under the radar handling by 20th Century-Fox!), and its success prompted Osco to reinstate a few seconds of graphic oral DeBell footage as well as some juicy insert shots (mainly at the end). DeBell herself is a treat having previously been a Playboy cover girl and it’s worth watching this crazy pornographic fairy tale for her alone. Check out the softcore trailer below and the hardcore version here.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8fDfZPN-6Y
Classic advertising
Who the f*@k eats chocolate in the bath? Well this lovely lass for starters. Cadbury hit the jackpot with a bunch of rather suggestive Flake ads in the 80′s. I can imagine how the brainstorming went in that meeting -
Cadbury Boss – So what does this new chocolate bar of ours look like?
Cadbury exec – Well it’s phallic shaped.
Cadbury Boss – Fit bird in a bath sucking on it?
Cadbury exec – sweet, i’ll get to work.
It’s classic advertising 101. As Bill Hicks said – ‘I don’t know what the connection is, but i’m buying that fucking product.’ Sex sells, it’s as simple as that.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCLggnjbsqQ
Cummin Hard
Following on from Hugh G’s post i thought i’d throw up the video link that i think him and Spunk are referring too. Classic clip this, the lovely lass deep throats and then takes it like a trooper. I remember a former member of staff who shall remain nameless (Mates) who after getting back from a two week location shoot treated his girlfriend to the exact same thing. Check it here.
Porn Set-Ups (Part 1)
Years before people cared what happened before the hardcore sex in a porn film, the set-up was normally a lazy afterthought for producers. “Who cares why people are having sex, let’s just see them doing it!” was generally thought to be the attitude of porn-consumers.
Of course we now know that to be wrong, and have since gone of a journey of exploration and discovery which took us to the northern mountains of Thailand and the Brazilian amazon where we smoked peyote through banana leaves. The God Of Sex came to us in a vision and told us that adult features should have a story like a normally movie, where characters learn things and make profound choices, where things happen for a reason and where stories draw us into an erotic world of fantasy.
Actually, we have always tried adding a little context before the pussy-eating and cock-sucking commenced, even if it wasn’t part of a movie. Not only did it amuse us immensely but it actually gave the performers something to work with, and after twenty minutes of on-the-spot impov which we’d direct the performers through, they were normally pretty worked-up and horny for each other.
Here’s an old classic from the London Studio, and featured in British Hardcore Fuckfest 2.
Vintage Porno
As everyone knows, porn was invented in 1981 by the Germans. They made one movie at first, duping it over 100,000,000 times and hiding VHS copies in the bottom bedside drawer (fathers side) of every family home in the Western world.
This was of course before the digital age and the discovery of the internet (unearthed in the keyboard of an Atari in 1990 by Bill Gates).
There’s something about these old vintage porn clips I like. I think it was because there is, dare I say, a kind of innocence about them, before the porn industry started getting nasty, sterile and plastic. We see happy smiles, pubic hair, natural bodies, and sex which is somehow strangely similar to the sex we have in our bedrooms at home, we’ve all been subject to a mother/daughter blowjob lesson at some point, no?




























