Valentina is undeniably a beautiful girl. According to Sexonico, the Brazilian company auctioning her virginity, ”She has green eyes, fleshy lips, full breasts and a body that is the envy of all women.” The lucky man who places the winning bid will be flown to Sao Paulo for a night’s stay in the presidential suite at Motel Swing, with a special candlelight dinner with champagne, an aromatic bath with rose petals, and a digital camera to shoot the experience for posterity. As of today, bidding has topped $105,000.
There’s just one thing… Valentina is made of rubber, or latex, or whatever the hell they make lifelike sex dolls from. Guys, wouldn’t you rather spend the money taking an actual real woman out on a date? Or just stay home and watch some of your vivthomas.com movies. At least you won’t smell of rubber in the morning (unless that’s your thing).























