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Hourglass Hormone Discovered

marilyn-monroeLinking to Spunk’s blog post about the end of the hourglass figure, Scientist have recently discovered a hormone linked to the hour glass body shape and are loosley calling it the Marilyn Monroe hormone.

The hormone know as ‘oestradoll’ also shows elevated confidence and a greater inclination to have sex outside of thier current relationship, according to US based research.  The ovarian steriod hormone is also associated with having large breasts, symemetrical face and a low waist-to-hip ratio

So maybe these career women Spunk was blogging about just have lower levels of this recently discovered hormone.  It would be interesting to find out if career women are less likely to have an affair then women with an hour glass figure.

Personally I’d like to isolate and bottle this hormone so i could inject it into every wafer thin model i see and watch her bloom before me into a beautiful, shapely woman.

End Of The Hourglass?

eva2_When I think about the classic hourglass figure I usually conjure up images of Marylin Monroe and her famous hip-to-waist ratio. Women looked different in the 50s, I guess it was before looking like a smack addict who hasn’t slept or eaten in five days became the fashion. So it’s nice that girls like Eve Angel and Jenni (who incidentally don’t use the horse) still have those kinds of figures and look damn fine showing them off!

According to a new study “career women are less likely to have hourglass figures due to the stress associated with their jobs,” and that working women these days tend to carry fat around their stomachs not their hips. Nice how they make these studies for us huh? Makes you feel like a hundred dollars. I mean women spend decades fighting sexual discrimination in the work place to be accepted as equals amongst men, only to be told that being a career woman makes you fat. Then they get bombarded with photoshopped images of tubular celebrities who have all-day everyday to work-out and exercise their bodies under the supervision of their own personal trainer, Manuel the gay Spaniard, who has a bronzed body and abs that could grate cheese, and who is also teaching them the flamenco in his spare time.

Be happy in your body girls! If you feel beautiful the fact is others will normally see you that way.

End Of The Hourglass article.