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Behind Convent Walls

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2556204108_cc1871883a_bROME, Italy, a 45 year old gay man is planning a sex-change operation to become a nun, but in a quite shocking and and uncharacteristic act the church has failed to back his plan.

“I talked about my wish with a priest but I was misunderstood. A conversation with a bishop was even worse,” he told to an Italian news agency. What he obviously fails to realize is that anyone who questions our all-loving-all-forgiving God’s infinite power will burn in the fires of Hell, gays and non-believers included. It would be easier if the Church was just allowed to burn these sinners at the stake while they were still alive, wouldn’t it?

If only the church was like it is in the Porn World, where sexuality and desires are dealt with properly. Here is a clip starring Anoushka and Olivia (I really liked her) from Hot Babe Seduction. Continue reading →

Sunday – Traditional Day Of Procreation

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vivthomascom_42119I don’t know about you but I like Sundays. For me Sundays have never been about going to church. I talk directly to God, no middleman required.

Well these days it seems less people have been attending Sunday school and more people have been surfing the porn-ocean. Sundays always go one of two ways – either the significant other is staying the weekend, so on Sunday morning you both wake to the sound of next door watching Songs Of Praise in 5.1 Dolby, the indulgence of Saturday night still drying in the mouth, of one you instigates sleepy-sex and you spend all day half-dressed fucking intensely in every room in the apartment; or…the significant other is busy/has long since left you/is with someone else, so you spend all day hanging out in your dressing-gown watching Life On Earth documentaries and trying at all costs to avoid T4, before getting bored and surfing the web for porn.

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Oh God Oh God Oh God!

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It’s kind of ironic that “Oh God” is phrase we hear all the time in porn – especially American porn – where society (especially in religious circles) has made people inclined to see the naked body as strictly erotic and therefore too rude to just be thought of as beautiful.

In the New International Version of the Bible (a translation preferred by many conservative Christians,) the number of references to nakedness was altered, “perhaps because they find nudity too embarrassing.” I also heard about a Pastor who thought yoga was only about being able to put your own genitles in your mouth so banned it from Sunday School, (and before anyone says anything that yoga session I booked for tonight is only because I have a bad neck.)

I really wish these Christian fundamentalists would stop being so fruitful and multiplying, they have created an exceptionally negative attitude about sex and sexuality which has led to unnecessary guilt and oppression, and I think subsequently inspired the Blackzilla Is Splittin’ That Shitter series.

There was a new idea submitted on our forum set in a nunnery. I’ve always liked that taboo aspect of porn scenes with nuns and priests, it’s never been done quite right though. Hmm…might have to give it another go.