As a lot of you who follow the blog will know by now, I currently have the job of trawling through a mountain of shoot tapes that we have amassed here at VT Towers over the years, in search of outtakes, interviews, never before seen material, banned material and behind the scenes footage. It is then my job to clean these up, if they need it, and to encode them for the new forthcoming website.
There is going to be a plethora of new and classic footage available online in the new site as a result of hunting this material down, which I’m really excited about and can’t wait for you all to enjoy. Sometimes I’ve had to go to dark corners of the office, breathing life into the heart beat of long forgotten shoot tapes, coaxing shy behind-the-scenes material into the sunlight and capturing wild, untamed, banned material with a butterfly net and a big pair of balls.
It’s been a brilliant experience for me, searching for this material and getting it ready for the new website, and my job is far from over yet. As it’s Monday I’ve decided to post an Outtakes clip from the production Ella’s Dirty Little Fuckers that I recently encoded. This title has also been a recent topic of discussion which you can see in this thread here and you can read some recent reviews and thoughts on the film in this thread here. Enjoy the clip, I know I did, I do love that dirty little minx Ella. Anyway, back to the hunt…
We’ve all been there, we all know what it’s like, your trying to perform a smoking hot lesbian scene and you just get a fit of the giggles. Bugger. In the clip below the very horny Eve Smile and Babe of the Year Zara, just can’t seem to stop laughing, giggling like nuns in a cucumber patch.
The clip is taken from a rough edit I was doing of a scene which will feature in a series of productions entitled ‘Family Affairs’, here’s what Spunk has to say about it – “The new Family Affairs series is a joint PRO and VivThomas.com project and stars a host of beautiful girls including, inter alia, Laryne La Roche, Erika Angel, Bianca Golden and Debbie White. They are a mix of lesbian and straight scenes, each one with a nice set-up giving the sex some basis for happening. All of the scenes revolve around cheating wives and husbands, curious sons and daughters, older/younger seductions, it’s all in keeping with the ‘suburban secrets’ theme we explored in Mum’s and Daughters but this time the scenes are not quite as ominous – it’s an all round more fun affair”.
Thanks for that Spunk. Family Affairs will be released later this year, and what a series it’s shaping up to be. Just from the rough edit of this scene I had to have twelve fans blowing on me to keep me from boiling over with lust. These two lovely ladies are great together with some memorable moments from the edit being watching Zara lick Eve’s pussy like the cat that got the cream and Eve feasting on Zara’s splendid and plentiful bust.
It’s nice to see that ultimately all the girls on location with us have a great time, and that our cameraman has the patience of a saint as these girls try to shake their laughing fit. Enjoy the clip and keep your eyes peeled for the forthcoming ‘Family Affairs’.
Sammy-Jayne, you are outtakes heaven, every shoot tape is filled with your exceptional ability to not get your lines right. I think though that what comes across in every Sammy-Jayne outtake that I have posted is that she is good fun to work with. Frustrating but good fun.
The cameraman has the patience of a saint, probably helped by the fact that an incredible body is straight in front of him, and how much he fancies her helps his patience very well I’d imagine. Anyway, enjoy the outtakes clip, I’m very confident that there is more to follow! Sammy-Jayne = Outtakes Gold.
This girl is just giving us gold all the time. We’ve seen in previous posts that Sammy-Jayne is just not the best at learning or delivering lines. Again whilst this is quite common in porn, it should be slightly easier for someone whose main language is English. If girls like Peaches and Nelly, can remember their lines from scripts as detailed as the Unfaithful series why the hell is Sammy struggling with dialogue that is overly simple.
But I guess we don’t really watch her for her acting skills, more for her incredibly sexy body. When Sam does get her lines right she oozes sex appeal, and the outfit she’s wearing in this outtakes clip is fantastic, I’d love to peal it off her and devour her body with my eyes, before tasting with my mouth.
It also makes for funny viewing however, and once again I’ll reiterate that I’m sure there’s a lot more left in the Sammy-Jayne fluffing her lines tank, for a few more posts. Enjoy the clip taken from the shoot tapes of the production Sam Gets Her Girl, and look forward for more to follow…
We’ve seen in previousposts that Sammy-Jayne just isn’t very good at remembering her lines. Now whilst this is quite a common problem on set for models, it’s usually because they speak very little English and have trouble saying the lines let alone remembering them. So what’s English rose Sammy’s excuse then?
Even speaking in her mother tongue she just can’t seem to remember a few lines of dialogue. I mean we’re not expecting her to recite the entire works of Shakespeare, but a few lines, before she buries her face in the juicy pussy of the girl sitting next to her. On the flip side of that though, it’s not really her acting skills that we are probably watching her for, but instead to see her tongue probing another vagina while her pert ass sticks high in the air and her stiff nipples are being caressed to ecstasy by another woman’s touch. Although on the flip side of that she has such a nice posh accent, if she can just get her lines right my balls would tighten like they were on a choke chain.
Anyway, it makes me giggle and I have no doubt this is not the last we’ve seen of Sammy-Jayne fluffing her lines, as I continue to plough ever onward through the mountain of shoot tapes. Enjoy the clip taken from the production Sam Gets Her Girl, and hopefully there’s more to come…
Sammy-Jayne is not very good at remembering her lines. In yesterdays post we saw her fluffing some lines, but that was nothing compared to this clip. Let’s be honest, in the production Sam Gets Her Girl that this clip is taken from, I can’t imagine there is extensive monologues of Shakespearean standard, but Sam just can’t seem to get it right.
I’m currently going through the shoot tapes of this production and no doubt this won’t be the last post of Sammy-Jayne forgetting her lines and I’ll be sure to stick it on here for all of our entertainment. Sammy-Jayne, a true blond.
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Well as promised yesterday, here are the hilarious outtakes from the filming of the introduction clips for Playboy TV UK’s Viv Thomas Night. I’ve had a great time going through this series of posts, I had never seen these clips before and it was a pleasure to dust them off and post them here on the blog for all to see.
But this clip is by far the longest and the best of them – the outtakes. Everyone loves to watch gag reels and bloopers, you can’t help but laugh watching someone stress out and fluff their lines over and over. Plus if you’ve been following the series of posts you’ll recognize from which introduction clips each outtake has been taken from.
And the bonus is that normal outtakes do not usually contain the likes of Sophie Moone, Kylie and Kathy Moore. Plus there’s more ‘fucks’ in this video then in all 2 hours and 26 minutes of the film Goodfellas. If anyone wants to try counting them, be my guest. Anyway, stop reading and start laughing, enjoy the clip…
Once again whilst sifting through the behind-the-scenes footage detritus I came across a clip worth posting. This was again taken from the production Sex Wives & Videotape and starts the smoldering Mia and lucky bastard Clark.
As you can see from the opening clip Mia and Clark are amusing each other as they wait for Lewis to roll the camera, with Mia messing around with a rough example of what she’s about to do to Clark’s old boy, and Clark decides to amuse her back with his version of the invisible string magic dick trick (see clip).
What I liked about this was the stark contrast afterwards in the second part of the clip. Here the camera is rolling and all messing about is out the window as they continue on with their scene. They’re such consummate professionals at what they do that they don’t even as much as blink let alone look round when a loud noise is heard from off camera (Lewis included doesn’t move an inch but continues the shot). Me, personally, I would have spun around and tried to help whoever had just fallen over flat on their face. I actually did spin round in my chair here at VT Towers as the noise was so loud I thought Sean had fallen off his chair to the floor, I’d seen him two minutes earlier standing on his chair trying to reach a copy of ‘Swallow My Sludge 4′ off the high shelf beside his desk (purely for research purposes obviously).
We know most of the girls in the running for the Babe of the Year competition by their boobs and asses, but what about their personalities? I thought I would try spice things up a little by posting some footage of some of the nominees where you get to see them laugh, giggle, chat to the camera, just anything a little more natural and a little less sexy (not easy as I think most of these girls could look sexy eating spaghetti with their hands!) We’ll start with front runner Zara…