An elderly man died last week after a prostitute agreed to give him oral sex at a discounted rate.
The 80-year-old Croat man met the 30-year-old prostitute in the city center and agreed to the price of just under $6.50 for oral sex the Croatian Times reports. The two then went inside an abandoned house, and upon the man dropping his pants, he suffered a heart attack. The prostitute called for help but by the time rescuers arrived it was too late.
I’ve got to be honest but that really sucks, wouldn’t it be ironic if the prostitute exclaimed after settling for the bargain blowjob, “Your killing me here”, “Aha touche”, he’d cry as he keeled over to the floor.
Nevertheless, I must remember to stick to dominoes when I turn 80, and leave the receiving of the orals to the younger folk. You can see the article here.
As Europe tightens the laws on the age-old profession of prostitution, New Zealand continues to liberalize theirs.