An elderly man died last week after a prostitute agreed to give him oral sex at a discounted rate.
The 80-year-old Croat man met the 30-year-old prostitute in the city center and agreed to the price of just under $6.50 for oral sex the Croatian Times reports. The two then went inside an abandoned house, and upon the man dropping his pants, he suffered a heart attack. The prostitute called for help but by the time rescuers arrived it was too late.
I’ve got to be honest but that really sucks, wouldn’t it be ironic if the prostitute exclaimed after settling for the bargain blowjob, “Your killing me here”, “Aha touche”, he’d cry as he keeled over to the floor.
Nevertheless, I must remember to stick to dominoes when I turn 80, and leave the receiving of the orals to the younger folk. You can see the article here.
As Europe tightens the laws on the age-old profession of prostitution, New Zealand continues to liberalize theirs.
Six years after the decriminalization of prostitution in NZ legitimate businesses have popped up everywhere like Bon Ton in Wellington, which also features in Yellow under “Adult Entertainment,” and have established good reputations: “…a haven where gentlemen can come and be pampered in every way. We aim to provide you with an escape from the pressures of everyday life. Place yourself in the hands of our experts for an experience of pampering and relaxation you won’t forget. Bon Ton’s aim is to provide a tasteful and discreet haven for gentlemen to enjoy the attentions of elegant, beautifully groomed, intelligent women. Our ladies are carefully selected for their femininity, style, grace, and most importantly for their ability to pamper gentlemen. You can be sure to experience a level of service you won’t forget. Bubble baths, massages, caresses and attention to detail are all things our clientele experience when they visit us in our impeccably appointed apartments.” Continue reading