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Holmes is where the heart is

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katie-holmescruiserSorry about that. That pun has actually made me feel a bit ill. Anyway, it’s her 30th birthday. Happy Birthday Katie!
She’s alright, I wouldn’t say no. I know Sean wouldn’t either, she completed the NY marathon last year which impresses me a hell of a lot more than anything she’s ever done in front of the camera.
When she married real life midget Tom Cruise they sparked off a worldwide media sensation that I couldn’t give a festive fuck about, but she did say something about having his Top Gun poster on her wall as a kid and dreaming of marrying him or something which really creeped me out and kind of stopped me from finding her desirable ever again. I’m a child of 1978 too and the film had a similar effect (genders reversed) on my pre-teen loins but I don’t think I’d be going down to Moss Bros for Kelly McGillis anymore! (No offense love).
Anyway, happy birthday Katie! You’ve come a long way baby! From being the only thing that stopped me from vomiting blood whenever Dawson’s Creek was on TV to a lame but timely excuse for me to feature this interview with The Cruiser about his unique beliefs.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

Male Porn Stars Part II

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We were filming Porn Academy in Budapest when we met Andi (pictured). She was a real lovely girl who wanted to make her first boy/girl scenes. We had also been compiling scenes for Dirty Dog 1 and since the Dog was with us we decided to take a break and film a scene for the DVD.

He’s a good bloke with an incredible cum shot, and usually does great scenes for us, but on that day something happened. His excuse was that he hadn’t had sex in three days, but I think it was a combination of the fact she was very excited about doing the scene (she got really wet) and the fact that he fancied the hell out of her. He just couldn’t do the scene, every time he put himself inside her he wanted to cum. It was a disaster and ended up on the DVD extras because he just couldn’t really get going. Bear in mind that at the end of the shoot he got paid!

He claimed she had a “magic pussy.” Yeah, right.