A bid to break the world record for the number of women being photographed wearing bikinis in one place, failed dismally, after only 42 out of the required 1,924 turned up.
Organizers had hoped to enter the record books by getting more than 1,923 women in swimwear on the sands of the Essex seaside town Southend-on-Sea, beating the number reached by the Russians last year, but only 42 turned up, the oldest being in her 80′s.
It was all for a good cause to raise money for Southend Hospital’s breast cancer appeal, but bad weather was blamed for the poor turnout as even tho it was a sunny day the previous days weather was dreadful. Debbie Reynolds said she thought they would have at least beat the UK record of 320.
Never mind ladies, beter luck next time eh. Maybe you can brush up on your organisatioal skills and promote the idea a lot better on your next attempt. You may be able to get the record for the least amount of ladies in swimwear being photographed on the beach. You can read the full article here.
Over the years some of the best women tennis players in the world have grunted and squealed their way to victory. Who can forget Monica Seles or more recently Maria Sharapova. Well now a new girl has emerged who makes these girls sound like librarians. Meet 16 year old Michelle Larcher de Brito. This Portuguese tennis sensation has come under plenty of criticism due to her incredible yet somewhat distracting vocals on the court. I have to be honest, i’m not sure how much of it I could take just watching her on TV. Oh well, there’s always the mute button.
Sternomancy is NOT a divination practice that involves reading me, it is “a divination practice that involves reading markings on the area of the human body from the breasts to the stomach” and was used as a method of fortune telling in 18th century Spain, as recently featured in Russian newspaper Pravda.
The article explains the different meanings of what I’m calling “fruit breasts” (the shapes) for example; if one desires more diversity in bed then they should date a woman whose breasts look like lemons but if one were after a hard working housewife then rounded, apple-shaped breasts should be sought out!
A well shaped, protruding nipple is the mark of a powerful, dominating woman who likes to be on top, while small or inverted nipples indicate private and reserved women!
Or bollocks, you decide. I can imaging the “Fortune Tellers” of the past now: “So, Miss Fox. You’re having trouble sustaining relationships? Well, if you’d just let me look at your tits….”
Now as anyone who follows this blog knows, I am a man who loves all the women. I’ve been in good and bad relationships but I’m not giving them up, I might even be a pussyholic. “Hi I’m Lew, and I’m a pussyholic. I like the way it looks, I like the way it smells, and I like the way it tastes.” To which I’d get the reply “…you’re in the right place buddy.”
It appears that Christina Camphausen and I could hold a good conversation over a glass of vino or five. She has a book available which celebrates the Yoni. What is a Yoni, you ask? Well Yoni is an ancient Indian term meaning “origin”, “source”, “womb”, “female genitals” and is as Christina explains “…to my knowledge, the most respectful word available for naming what our modern languages refer to as vulva, pussy or cunt; or other equivalents. Continue reading →
A new book has just been published featuring the work of one of the most prolific artists of Men’s magazines, pulp novels and trading cards. Written by his son David; The Art of Norman Saunders collates his work from the 1920′s through to the 80′s.
He has an undeniably manly feel to his work – I love the terrifying covers of “Man’s Life” in this gallery, and like others, he had his way of drawing idealized women that he never strayed from. This has brought criticism from some but I feel this lack of variety is compensated by the sheer variety and volume of genres he worked in.
In addition to Batman, Comics, Men’s Adventure Magazines, Paperbacks, Pulp and Sci-Fi, he also painted the insanely brilliant trading cards of Mars Attacks and the first 16 series of the hilarious Wacky Packages. His work is a vital element of Pop Culture.
According to The Times: “Scientists at Newcastle University have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance. They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.”
Or the more frequently she fakes them in order to sustain a relationship with
No. No comment. I’m leaving this minefield to you guys.
When I think about the classic hourglass figure I usually conjure up images of Marylin Monroe and her famous hip-to-waist ratio. Women looked different in the 50s, I guess it was before looking like a smack addict who hasn’t slept or eaten in five days became the fashion. So it’s nice that girls like Eve Angel and Jenni(who incidentally don’t use the horse) still have those kinds of figures and look damn fine showing them off!
According to a new study “career women are less likely to have hourglass figures due to the stress associated with their jobs,” and that working women these days tend to carry fat around their stomachs not their hips. Nice how they make these studies for us huh? Makes you feel like a hundred dollars. I mean women spend decades fighting sexual discrimination in the work place to be accepted as equals amongst men, only to be told that being a career woman makes you fat. Then they get bombarded with photoshopped images of tubular celebrities who have all-day everyday to work-out and exercise their bodies under the supervision of their own personal trainer, Manuel the gay Spaniard, who has a bronzed body and abs that could grate cheese, and who is also teaching them the flamenco in his spare time.
Be happy in your body girls! If you feel beautiful the fact is others will normally see you that way.
Carrying on today with this series of blogs, started by this thread, we will be watching Lisa devour the succulent Sandra Shine. This clip was taken from the production The Art Of Kissing, and it is a steamy scene indeed.
The words of course, of one of the original sane men the late, great Lenny Bruce. But what does it mean? Have you ever felt the blood suddenly rush from your genitals to fill the rest of your body, your muscles relax, your legs wobble a bit and you feel dizzy and then wondered “what the fuck just happened?” Then you’re probably not too familiar with what an orgasm is. Well luckily for you and anyone else who is yet to discover the joys, the good people over at women’s advice site goodtoknow.co.uk have provided a little online guide including what they are, how they feel, how to get one and in what position.
Fantastic! Thanks for that, but why so brief? That’s my main reservation. (Not wanting to be immodest but there’s a few more volumes of tips that I could give ‘em). I was searching for a reason, trying to work out who was behind their content and why it seemed to be directed at women with the attention span of an illiterate youth browsing youtube and then I found it; they endorse the sinister, hate mongerJeremy Kyle . “Share your secret“. With you Jeremy? Fuck off mate. The only thing I’m prepared to share with you is the back of my hand. And possibly my boot.